March 22, 2009
Happy New Year 2009 (and it's already March!). The 705 gang have been very busy lately. Chito has been busy working on his toy lines, Roman has been busy working and directing some music videos (latest one will be uploaded soon), and Tracy has been working hard at his new job over at Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory. You can see Tracy on MTV Sunday's at 9pmPST. Make sure to stay tuned as 705 we'll be back soon enough... more shorts coming this May. =)
p.s. Hi John.
August 11, 2008
I participated in the Klondike Video Contest last month. I lost.... BUT they screwed up the voting process AND picked horrible videos as the winner. Anyway, go here to see my entry: KLONDIKE - YOUTUBE.COM, OR for better quality KLONDIKE - VIMEO.
June 1, 2008
New video!
Finally, the first "705" video for the new year (even though almost half the year is over already). Check out SACK LUNCH playing exclusively at YouTube,com.
Comic-Con video coming next! Stay tooned like a cartoon.....
April 28, 2008
New videos!
Well, kind of.... I just finished a video for one of my favorite bands, THE HANKS! You can check out the MUSIC VIDEO HERE! And don't forget to buy their new cd, DISTANCE. It rulez (with a z)!
The 2007 Comic-Con is almost done (sorry dudes! a little harder to make time for editing these past few months). Keep checking back for updates.
Brand new 705 short SHORT films coming really REALLY soon! PROMISE! Make sure to subscribe to our YOUTUBE page for all our latest updates. We'll be releasing everything through there.
February 24, 2008
Happy New Year (2 months later)!
Lots of things going on.... Seven Oh Five has joined the partnership program at YouTube.com/roman705. We'll be releasing all new short films through there.
Signerz, a short film by Roman, is now playing in two parts at YouTube.com. Check it out! Go Mr. Hot Dog!
Four Card Studs was featured on Comedy Central during a half-hour shorts program. Cool! We were famous... at 2am in the morning.
Tracy finally created a website for his artwork (with the help of a few friends). Check it at TracyTubera.com.
Don't forget to be our friends on our MySpace page.
"When 705 Attacks" DVDs are sold out. So if you got one, you are indeed awesome and they shall become collectors items worth a billion dollars!
TShirts no longer available at CafePress. We're trying to figure out which online manufacturer to use.
And lastly, Robo-Chito is still a robot.
July 6, 2007
EVEN MORE Official Seven Oh Five T-Shirts Now Available!!
All of the old designs are back, and there's even some new ones, too! All are available at CafePress. Don't be a dork! Become part of the cool crowd and buy
your official gear now!
June 15, 2007
FOUR CARD STUDS now playing at Atomfilms.com!
We finished Four Card Studs back in October, but it's finally been released over at AtomFilms. Watch it now! Feedback appreciated.
Beaverhead, and 705, will be back at COMIC-CON this year on Saturday, July 28. Want to be interviewed by the monster himself? Then be there!
Our old movie SKID MARKS is a hit on You Tube. We made the front page for a 2nd time! Woo hoo! Finally! 900,000 hits and still counting! Not too bad for a movie that's four years old.
Official 705 tees are available at CafePress. Pick up yours today!
When 705 Attacks DVD is almost sold out. There's only about 20 left. Buy your copy NOW before they're all gone... FOREVER!
Roman begins shooting his new short film, Signerz, June 23-24. More details to follow
April 15, 2007
Official Seven Oh Five T-Shirts Now Available!!
They're back! T-shirts are now available at our new CafePress
site. For now, it's just the basics, but we'll be adding new designs depending
on how well they sell. Don't delay! Be part of the cool crowd and buy
your official gear now!
April 2, 2007
Youtube.com and G4TV's Attack of the Show!!
We finally made the front page of Youtube.com!
Woo hoo!! Our views went from 900 to 149,000 and still counting!! Also,
as a result, G4TV
will be showing a clip of "Zappka in The Quest to Rock" on Attack
of the Show tonight at 8pm PST. Awesome! Check you local cable listings
for correct times.
Also, Four Card Studs will be showing exclusively on AtomFilms.com soon. Keep checking back for more details.
There's a little under fifty WHEN 705 ATTACKS DVDs left, so pick up yours today before it's too late!!
January 1, 2007
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
What better way to start off the new year, than with some champagne, a
couple of chimpanzees, and our brand new DVD, WHEN
705 ATTACKS!!! The DVD is our retrospective we screened at
the 2004 San Diego Asian Film Festival. It's 1.25 hours of non-stop craziness,
plus tons of extra goodies! Quantities are very limited, SO
ORDER YOURS TODAY!!
November 20, 2006
VOTE FOR US! NBC VDEO CONTEST!
Vote for ZAPPKA and help us win $1000! Go here IT'S
YOUR SHOW TV, then look for our movie icon and click the
vote button and submit away! All the videos on this site suck ballz so
far, so we better win or else this contest is rigged!!!! Rigged Itells
ya!!
Also, Four Card Studs will be showing exclusively on AtomFilms.com December 1st. Keep checking back for more details.
We're re-recording the When 705 Attacks DVD commentary this weekend, so hopefully we can get it out the first of December. Keep your fingers crossed!
October 12, 2006
SAN DIEGO, HERE WE COME!
We'll be premiering (again) FOUR CARD STUDS and ZAPPKA - THE QUEST
TO ROCK at the San
Diego Asian Film Festival this Sunday, October 15th. Check their site
for all the info!
The MOVIES section has been updated. Four Card Studs and Zappka will be added shortly.
Don't forget to check out our FORUM BOARDS for even more up-to-date info.
Remember to check out our commercials/videos on YOUTUBE.COM. Just search "sevenohfive" and you'll see them all. Comments are appreciated.
September 28, 2006
SEVENOHFIVE STRIKES BACK!
Tons of things have been going on. First, and foremost, we were commissioned
by AtomFilms.com to make a short 5min movie. It took about 3 months of
preparation, but on Saturday, October 7th, in Pasadena, you can see the
fruits of our labor (not our fruit-of-the-looms) as we premiere...
FOUR CARD STUDS, and the loooong-overdue, ZAPPKA - THE QUEST TO
ROCK!
Click
here for the flyer/info.
But if you can't make it out to our premiere, will be screening both movies
once again at the San Diego Asian Film Festival. Click
here for all the details and to purchase tickets. We suggest you buy
your tickets online, because these short program screenings always sell
out.
Unfortunately, due to film festival submissions, both movies will not
be playing on our site for at least a year, so if you want to see our
new movies, you'll have to make it out to the screenings. Sorry everyone!
WHEN 705 ATTACKS DVD will be on sale soon. Thee ol' harddrive crashed
and there was a slight delay on the completion, as well as one bad drunken
night while filming commentary, which you'll totally see on the DVD.
Remember to check
out our commercials/videos on YOUTUBE.COM. Just search "sevenohfive"
and you'll see them all. Comments are appreciated.
April 25, 2006
Commercial FOUR / Commercial FIVE
April 20, 2006
This is the best Seven Oh Five commercial yet. Commercial THREE
April 12 , 2006
If you haven't seen it already, the new ZAPPKA TRAILER is now playing online. The movie's about half way done. Still working on it, but in the meantime....
Here's two quick 30sec. commercials promoting our site. They're quick, simple, funny and to the point. Nothing fancy going on here. There's 2 more coming within the next week, and then we're filming another 10. Awesome. Both will be listed in the MOVIES section soon. Click on the links below to view the films.
Commercial ONE / Commercial TWO
March 21 , 2006
SKID MARKS is now screening over at AtomFilms.com. Please watch it when you can. The more hits we get, the more likely they'll add even more movies of ours.
Our new short movie "Zappka, The Quest to Rock" is almost done. It's taken longer than expected, but it'll be done soon... there's just tons of things going on at the moment. Again, here's a small SNEAK PEAK.
There's only a few COP BLOCK DVDs left. Order yours today!!! Next DVD on the menu will be... "When 705 Attacks!" - the Seven Oh Five retrospective we screened at the SDAFF a few years ago. It's 1.5 hours of non-stop 705 action! From STD to Virtual Date, most of the movies from 2001-2004 are included. Plus, there's TONS of extra bonus stuff going into this thing. Expect it to be done sometime in... hm... July? We'll try to finish it sooner.
And remember, if you're on MySpace.com, please add us to your FRIENDS list.
February 9, 2006
Happy New Year everyone! It's been awhile, but we're still here. 2005 has come and gone, and we still haven't made our millions. Fortunately, we're still on the rise, and we're still pushing forward. We cannot give up until we succeed. So what's the latest with us? Well, we're almost sold out of COP BLOCK DVDs. Pick up yours today, before they're gone...FOREVER! We're currently working on a new movie. It should be done by the end of the month. Here's a SNEAK PEAK. If you're on MySpace.com, add us to your FRIENDS list. Also, a gigantic TEE SHIRT collection is almost ready to upload. We'll have white, red and black tees, as well as some choices for the ladies, and now in more sizes than before! Awesome! More on that TBA. That's it for now. Until the next movie...
11.08.05
ManiaTV.com's Too Short for Hollywood will be showing Seven Oh Five's Three Card Studs tonight at 10pm EST. You can catch it again on November 18th and 22nd and December 3rd and 14th. Check out ManiaTV.com for more details.
11.06.05
Well, hot-diggity-dog! After nearly two years of initially starting on this project, and just in time for the holidays, it's finally here - the movie that started it all! The official COP BLOCK DVD is now for sale! Can you believe it? There's TONS of goodies on this thing, including three commentaries, a newly edited behind-the-scenes video, never-before-seen Cop Block 2 videos and much much more! and if you're one of the first 25 people to order it, you'll receive a FREE rubber chicken keychain! Awesome! We'll even throw in some stickers, absolutely FREE! Sweet! So, don't delay and order yours today. BUY NOW!
08.29.05
VIDEO GAMES ARE FOR DORKS!......AND SEVENOHFIVE!!
Hidee Ho Kiddies!
SEVENOHFIVE has been up to a lot of shenanigans as of late, some of which were legal and some that were not... Actually a lot that weren't legal. One of the legal things was a commercial for NUMB THUMB games. We were hired by the fine gentlemen of NUMB THUMB to make a 30 second commercial for their online video game rental site. We shot the commercial in lovely DOWNTOWN P-TOWN (as usual) and cranked out the shoot in ONE DAY! AMAZING!! SEVENOHFIVE always aims to please.
Click here to check out the commercial in all its 16-Bit glory. Also, if you click here, you can see the behind-the-scenes footage of us "filming" the commercial (I use the term "filming" VERY loosely). The extra footage was filmed and edited by our extended Ohana, Gerard Elmore. Mahalo G! Check out his site: www.sowagummybears.com.
Thats it for now! NOW GO AWAY!!.. I miss u already!
07.20.05
Waddup kids! We're back! Lots of exciting stuff going on at the moment. We just got back from New York where we participated in the 72hour Film Shootout sponsored by MTV World (pictures coming soon). We had exactly 72 hours (it took us 44hrs) to create a 6min movie. Check out what we did: CLICK HERE. We got third place out of about 100 entries and we've scored a "pitch meeting" with MTV. That rulez (with a z)! We even got a cool trophy to place on our mantle. Besides that, we got drunk, kicked it with Suchin Pak of MTV, sang some karaoke, ran around the city, cock-blocked Tracy and then ended the night by kicking trash bags down the street. Needless to say, it was good times.
Like videogames? So do we! We were hired to do a 30sec. commercial for NUMB THUMB GAMES (a Texas videogame rental company). If you like old school videogames, then you'll like what we did. We rule (without a z)! That video will be on the site soon.
Roman's short-film SLAP has been accepted in the DC Shorts Film Festival. More festivals to be announced. Sorry, but it's not available on the site just yet...
Lots of good stuff coming your way. Thought we forgot about the Cop Block DVD? Hell no we didn't! It'll be out mid-August, with a cool new commentary that we haven't even recorded yet. Sweet!
Roman
05.03.05
The Almighty S.O.L. present their SECOND ANNUAL ART SHOW entitled, "D'UH! -PART II: Still Outta Luck"
Come out to see the ghetto-tastic art of some of the century's best artists...then come out to our show, BITCHES!! All your favorite S.O.L'ers are gonna be there, plus one special guest artist, Albert "I work at PIXAR, and I SUCK" Lozano. The art will range from graff to illustrations to paintings to collage to live interprative nekkid dance-offs,... "TAG YA MAN! TAG YA MAN!"
Following up on their well-received first group show, "Still On the Loose" in 2004, their second group show,"D'UH!" will showcase how these old school graff heads are continuiously pushing their art to new limits. So, DON'T SLEEP! The art will be "GANGSTA!"...D'UH! It's S.O.L.!
"EXCLUSIVE -- at 10:30pm there will be a screening of TWO NEW SHORT FILMS by Roman Cortez"
TWO you say?? geez, i wonder what the 2nd one is???? SURPRISE BITCHES! i'm a busy guy!!!
04.30.05
THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!!.....Well, at least for Tracy. The Planet of the White Hanes® Undershirts is on the attack, and is out to get that sexy SEVENOHFIVEr...no NOT CHITO, the other sexy one...TRACY!! They want to cover up his rock-hard abs with their White Supremacy, (not the same kind of White Supremacy, you're thinking of) but TRE DEEZEE ain't having it! Help Tracy fight off the ever persistent fleet of undergarments bent on covering up our hero's nekkidness! ...And for extra points blow up Roman and Chito,... those HATERS!!! Oh yeah! Did I mention the RUBBER CHICKEN!?...BITCHIN'!!!... NOW GO PLAY IT!!!
04.05.05
So, you think you're cool by watching all our movies and ignoring your girlfriend? You think you know enough about us to become the 1st "Master 705 Historian"? You think you know the real reason behind Tracy going shirtless in every damn movie!? Then, test your memory skillz (with a z) with this EXCLUSIVE one-of-a-kind on-line 705 TRIVIA QUIZ (scantron style) and you just might win a prize*!
*we're currently out of prizes.
03.13.05
SPACE TIME DESTROYERS & SKID MARKS exclusive screening!!!
MARCH 31st 8pm
LEVEL ONE
6311 Wilshire
Beverly Hills
$7 cover
After our shorts there will be an hour of international comedians as well as some music from the singer Kenhalo (we¹re not too sure who that is either). Then, it's boozin' and schmoozin' time. See ya there!
For more information and directions, check out Level One's website.
03.03.05
BEAVERHEAD INVADES COMICON! Beaverhead was on the loose at the 2004 San Diego Comicon. Check out the 10min video NOW!! Special guest stars include Robert Rodriguez, Predator, Rosario Dawson, Snake, Alley Bagget, Ugly Dolls and the lovely Jessica Alba.
01.28.05
I hate gnomes!
12.27.04
Ha-HA! I told everyone that our 2004 SDAFF pictures would be up by the end of the year! Click here and enjoy the show. There's tons to see and tons to regret. Feel free to laugh at our stupidity... which I'm sure most of you already have... especially if you're reading this now. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!"
12.26.04
I hate you all!!
12.10.04
Hey Kids,
I know that SDAFF has long and past, but if you wanna see some pics from the grand ol' festival check out this link: SDAFF's Photo Gallery.
...But wait! What's that you say? "Hey, SEVEN OH FIVE!! Where's all your zany, funky fresh pics from the festival that you guys took?" Well,...sorry to say SEVEN OH FIVE FANATICS, but aliens stole them after we had this huge brawl with Bigfoot and some bionic dude.... It's a loooonnnggg story. Hopefully those damn aliens will be kind, rewind, and beam back our pics to us soon. Until then, shave a yak, and enjoy these pics. We're in them... some of them.... PEACE!!
12.21.04
Whut Up HO, HO,HO's!!
On behalf of the whole SEVENOHFIVE family, we would like to wish you and yours a MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY KWANZAA/HAPPY CHANUKAH/MERRY ATHEIST, and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
SEVENOHFIVE is hard at work and will return in the New Year with more movies, more laughs, and more fun!!...But still with NO RUBBER CHICKENS!! (we are still currently out of stock) So, have a fun, safe, and non-confrontational holidays! HAPPY BIRTHDAY J.C.!
12.10.04
Hey Kids,
I know that SDAFF has long and past, but if you wanna see some pics from the grand ol' festival check out this link: SDAFF's Photo Gallery.
...But wait! What's that you say? "Hey, SEVEN OH FIVE!! Where's all your zany, funky fresh pics from the festival that you guys took?" Well,...sorry to say SEVEN OH FIVE FANATICS, but aliens stole them after we had this huge brawl with Bigfoot and some bionic dude.... It's a loooonnnggg story. Hopefully those damn aliens will be kind, rewind, and beam back our pics to us soon. Until then, shave a yak, and enjoy these pics. We're in them... some of them.... PEACE!!
11.18.04
Check out Seven Oh Five's award-winning* 30 second short "SDAFF 30sec. Commercial (aka The Chase 2)".
11.16.04
Check out the online World Premiere of "Virtual Date 3.0"!! Click here.
11.03.04
SDAFF WAS BANANAS!! To recap the weekend,.... We slept only 12 hours, TOTAL, for 4 days. Did two radio shows and one morning TV show, all in the FREAKIN WEE HOURS of the morning, which wouldn't have been too bad, if we weren't drunk from the night before. Walked around in the BEAVERHEAD outfit (sh*t was HOT!), met cool peeps, got LOTS OF LUV at the RETROSPECTIVE (sold 290 tickets out of 400, not bad), people LUVED VIRTUAL DATE 3.0. Met Kelly Hu (I got a pic with her! HAHAHA!!), Lisa Ling won our sh*t at the silent auction, and WE WON 1000 bones from Michelob® Light for a film competition. WE CAME, WE SAW, WE CONQUERED!! WHAT!?
Big ups to SDAFF for all the TLC, and a huge HUG and thank you to all who came out to support us! Much love to our friends and family, our hard core fans/groupies, and to all the NEW fans who appreciate what we do. TIME FOR THE TAKE OVER!! Stick around to see what happens next! SEVEN OH FIVE IS ON THE RISE!!!